Lebanese Jester

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Dumb and Dumber !

Tueini called for Saniora’s honorable retreat, Edde broke clean from M14 coalition, Kassem pointed his finger and reinstated the need for Hizbullah’s arms, Syria will fully cooperate (with IAEA), Israel undertook maneuvers aimed at hitting nuclear targets, USA and Iraq are in disagreement, ceasefire (for 6 months) is in place between Hamas and Israel in Gazza …etc; and Lebanon is fucked once again.
While our politicians are still squabbling about who gets the bigger share of the milking cow (the governmental institutions), geopolitics are once again changing. A “new found Christian” is trying his best to leave the white house with a shred of dignity (having fucked up royally in most of his foreign policies, especially Iraq), a head of a murderous oppressive regime (who recently was awarded the symbol of non-violence) back peddling in order to avoid the wrath of the above mentioned ˝new found Christian “, a mother country (mére patrie) attempting to relive it’s glory days within the “pays du Levant” by inviting Bashar to celebrate the commemoration of 14th of July (liberté, egalité, fraternité).
The Cedar Revolution has been filed along with most unresolved cases of power abuse, self enrichment, theft, breach of constitution, political murders…etc, under the pretext of avoiding civil strife (newly found excuse). Leaders from the wide spectrum of Lebanese political life took turns in justifying to their “flock” the stand which they all claim is the only salvation.
Even in the mind of the dumbest of the dumb, some questions should have been raised about such a change.
But NO.
The talk is all about the summer season, the 1.5 million tourists scheduled to come (ex-pats included), and the dollars Lebanon will reap.
In the US one can ;when push comes to shove, claim the 5th; in Lebanon we have a wider choice: Selective memory, fait accompli, no other alternative, lesser of two evils….etc; and most of all “wlek hayda Libnan”!
A million (debatable, remember “zoom I and zoom out?”) took to the streets in 2005 (when demonstrations where deemed illegal) in order to make their voice and aspirations heard. This same crowd FORCED the Syrian army to withdraw with it’s tail up Bashar’s ass. This very same crowd took down Karame’s cabinet.

Where is this crowd now?

Probably still waiting for our ROTTEN political class to dictate their moves, when it suits their own personal purpose/enrichment.

Fellow Lebanese, Jeff Daniels (Dumb and Dumber) has a higher IQ than all of you put together.
You truly deserve to live under the Syrian boot !



June 20, 2008 - Posted by | Basar Al Assad, Cedar Revolution, George Bush, IAEA, Israel, Jeff Daniels, Lebanon, Syrian, United Nations


  1. Hola:
    Acabo de ver tu blog.
    Espero que visites mis blogs, son fotos de mi pueblo, de España y de Italia y Francia:




    donde encontrarás los enlaces de todos los blogs.

    Comment by jfmarcelo | June 24, 2008

  2. Hi Marillonlb, shta2nelak!

    Comment by Kheireddine | June 28, 2008

  3. @ Kheir,

    Chou beddeh illak, irfan. Same shit different day, walla TFEH !

    Comment by Marillionlb | June 28, 2008

  4. MarillonLB,

    I agree, this country will always have to suffer for the sake of others and as long as the people continue to put their faith in these corrupt and ineffective leaders, nothing will change! The 2005 revolution died when the current political class took over…until these bums are kicked out there will be no opportunity for change!

    Comment by VOR | June 30, 2008

  5. Nuke this shithole called Lebanon and move on ……..

    Comment by Anonymous | July 1, 2008

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