Lebanese Jester

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Fuck me gently part II.

Fuck me gently; for I fail to understand (once again) why, as a TRUE LEBANESE (a dying breed) I still cannot comprehend:

1) Why during today’s parliament session, no clear condemnation was made with regards to the latest Syrian blunder against Lebanon’s sovereignty.

2) Why the warrant against Jamil al Sayyed (the instigator of the latest Syrian blunder) remains unexecuted.

3) Why once again the subject of financing the STL was postponed.

4) And moreover, why a firm stand was not made (by our so called elected government) with regards to “our” commitment to know “the truth”.

5) Why have we never logged a complaint within the UN or even the (dysfunctional) Arab League for compensation against our sisterly state for damages (and theft) throughout 30 years of hegemony.

6) Why have we not logged a complaint within the UN (and this is not for the sake of keeping the Hizbollahi’s happy) against damages incurred on the hands of the state (and yes I am saying “state”) of Israel.

7) Why is it that as, a state we still haven’t defined our maritime borders (internationally); and yet we go up in arms with regards to shared sea gaz pockets.

8:) Why is it that we (recently) established diplomatic exchange with our sisterly neighbor, but we still do not have defined borders.

9) Why is it that after having dismantled so many spy networks we still don’t know the whereabouts of Joseph Sader.

Many more questions can spring to mind, and not only on a political basis; so brace yourselves for more episodes of “fuck me gently”, which will encompass more aspects of TRUE LEBANESE daily life.

N.B: Fuck me gently, for I fail to understand why Goatee Saad is prime minister!

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October 5, 2010 - Posted by | Saad Al Hariri | , , , , , , , ,

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