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Hassan Nasrallah, ou l’oiseau de mauvais augure!

Sad is the day when an entire (so called) nation awaited with bated breath the speech of a self proclaimed divine protector in order to have a hint, or even an inclination as to whether this long awaited summer will be calm and prosperous, … or not.

Hassouna (our self declared divine protector) a finalement mit les points sur les “I “.

According to him; we have to be grateful for the role the Syrian “despotic” regime has played throughout; not only the 15 years of war, but also the next 15 years of hegemony we Lebanese had to endure (at a price of many martyrs numbering in the tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands), for according to “our dear Divine protector” Lebanon would have ceased to exist if it wasn’t for the goodness of the Syrian heart’s regime with regards to its “sisterly state” (and still we have no border demarcation).

The only “true” (and legal, according to him) resistance is that of Hizbullah, and all the rest is nothing but puppets in the hand of the greater evil that is Netenyahu (thank God his family name does not end in a double OO and not a U; than Yahoo would also be a Zionist entity), Obama, KSA, Bahrain, France, England…and the rest of the world; save Pakistan, the Taliban, Iran ….. Bashar.

Even Mikati and Suleiman had their fare share of criticism.

Get out of Iraq and Afghanistan, he shouted whilst his hand was whipping the sweat off his forehead and trying to put back the few strains of rebellious hair which kept on creeping outside his turban. Syria (or to put it in his own words SOUYiYA) is a red line, do not attempt to stab it in the back .

According to our self proclaimed divine protector, the entire universe is wrong. Bashar is nothing short of St Rita, Ghandi, Mother Theresa, Mar Charbel, The prophet Mohammad, Hare Krishna, Tao, Winnie the poo…etc (all put together in order to create the most magnanimous entity ) and we should all rally behind him; for according to Hassouna what is taking place in SOUYIYA is all the doing of one Obama and one Netenyahu.

According to him the majority of the Syrian people are all for a living under oppression and those who died in their quest for freedom and dignity are nothing but a small percentage misguided by foreign “ill seeking” powers with their own devilish agendas (Lebanese devil worshipers included).

Hassouna, our Divine protector after having sweat profusely, promised us yet another more spectacular victory.
The only question that springs to my mind is : “at what cost?”

Wlek tfeh ya Hassan, go back to that same rock you crawled out of.

The only people who are still applauding your speeches are not Lebanese. And when Bashar will fall flat on his face (within time I admit) and gets shafted (with no Vaseline), the only recourse you and your “sheeple”will have, is to seek refuge in the land of “Wilayat Al Faqih”, but only if (and a big IF that is) then such a land and outdated notion still exists. Remember Neda, she is nothing but the beginning!


May 26, 2011 - Posted by | Lebanon | , , , , , ,


  1. I absolutely love your writing style! expressive, colloquial, unapologetic and straight to the point. and i also love the fact that you are teaching your son how to express his opinions via writing. hats off lady, hats off!

    Comment by Nadine | September 6, 2011

  2. Thank you Nadine for your words. By the way I am a father trying my best to instill some values into my young son’s mind (almost 15). I have been silent for a while out of disgust with the current situation and being busy with an adolescent son. I hope that this silence will not be too long.

    Comment by marillionlb | September 6, 2011

  3. And he is already 15 … my god … 🙂

    Comment by Ekios | September 27, 2011

  4. Oui, les mauvaises herbes poussent tres vite 🙂
    Ton petit ange a du pousser aussi.

    Comment by marillionlb | September 28, 2011

  5. Le quel de petit ange, j’en ai deux 🙂 La première qui a 7 ans depuis Dimanche et la seconde dont j’ai pas le droit de dire l’age, mais qui depuis Samedi a pris une année de plus 🙂

    Comment by Ekios | September 28, 2011

  6. Tu es un homme comble alors 🙂

    Comment by marillionlb | September 28, 2011

  7. leik taher ni3ak abil ma tjib seerit ilsayed w ntibih 3a 7alak ya bda3a

    Comment by Ayre fik w b imak | February 19, 2016

  8. God, you are still alive ?

    Comment by Ekios | February 19, 2016

  9. Salut Ekios, it has been a very long time. Still surviving in this jungle amongst the likes of that idiot who just wrote a very nice comment before yours. J’espere que tout va bien de ton cote.

    Comment by marillionlb | February 26, 2016

  10. I have no idea about what it says … so … probably another nice person swimming in the river of garbages …

    Comment by joyeuxbordel | February 26, 2016

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